User:DropDeadGorgias/Ruining it for everyone

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1. He was really dead
2. He just wanted his sled
3. He was Tyler Durden
4. He was never Aaron
5. He was on Earth all along
6. He was the Devil's son
7. He killed his wife
8. He was his mother
9. He crashed all those trains
10. He was Kaiser Soze
11. He was Luke's father
12. He caused the end of the world
13. He was really a dude
14. He was eating people
15. Her daughter survived
16. Snape kills Dumbledore
17. She and her kids were the ghosts
18. He gets to the top, but it just starts over

Weird... I didn't even realize, but people have been posting answers at User talk:DropDeadGorgias/Ruining it for everyone. Go at your own risk.